Charter any mayor of a town the Three Kings previous note: This letter is a a joke, nobody takes it seriously.
Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence.
Dear Reyes Magos:
As is traditional in these designated dates and family, now that I found the light and stenographers who once therefore sought, I am writing this affectionate letter which Your Majesties excited boy to ask you some gifts not only for me, that just because I do not need much, but to assist the people of my village, I have understood that there who is not doing very well. So I do not want to abuse and I will ask you a few things, because I prefer them traigáis more children than their parents are unemployed and those who are going to go soon, because I think while I'm here, this people can not fix it even if I touch the lottery jackpot child.
When I talk to my bosses in Murcia, I say that I have behaved well, and I am a model student, why take so long in office, not in vain I repeat years and years, and along one after the other, and that says a lot about me, because my bosses took me to respect and serve to exemplify mirror in which you have to look the other fellow, and that to me it fills me with much. But in some hidden and unfathomable place inside me, I know I've been a little bad, because I spent a lot on whims should not and now I need the money to pay the "spikes" that I have, and step bad because I'm getting my neighbors almost up to breathe.
Dear Melchor, as I know you're a good person, to you I will order a cookbook Arguiñano, to see if I learn to cook at home, since lately the box is a little empty and my friends and I can not give us many honors go to the bars and restaurants in town based on shrimp and crabs, because they do not trust much of me. So while I learn to cook lso t want you to ask for a basket Christmas with the villains that have been this year because I have not been brought, and although I am very calm because I have nothing to hide, this and it starts to smell really bad.
Dear Gaspar, you I will ask for a flashlight of these lots, because, as here in our term we have so many lamps lit in the middle of the roads that do not light anything and spend a lot, because lately we are cutting the light in the town for nonpayment, and took several years that I have no thought for a tree with four bulbs, so if you cut it again, I can see if I have to go down the street to do something urgently. As it weighs just also wanted to ask a mecano, para jugar a la construcción, porque ya me está entrando mono ya que como aquí no hay ni un euro ya no puedo decirle a mi amigo el constructor cuando me lleva de aquí para allá que me haga obras chorras.
Baltasar, tú que eres de muy lejos, de un país donde le dais gran importancia a la imagen exterior, estoy seguro que sabrás valorar el por qué te pido este regalo. Verás, te quería pedir un set de maquillaje, pero no es para mí, es para poder maquillar las cuentas que por ahora me iban saliendo bien, pero ya empiezan a verse los agujeros. Y hablando de agujeros, I also wanted to ask a pick and shovel to dig wells in the streets and see if we still find water from the mountains, because with the rise that I have to tap believe that at this rate we will be more expensive than the Moët & Chandon.
And lastly I want to ask a very special gift to all three, and a desire to "The Lord of the eyebrows" alive and lead us much longer, in order to continue throwing the blame always how bad that is going here in town, and say when I attack from the opposition because of him we have no money for do anything. You know that I am very devoted and I pray to baby Jesus every night, so by God that we do not take it away!, For me very well and is a bargain. And see if someone still continue to believe it and I'm still so happy to live more years.
If I let go in May, I promise that next year I will be good as I think we will be out of the crisis (and if we have not come out unless I continue to vote), then you ask a finger such that there are great so that my friends do not get tired a lot when lifting. It is very handy because it also serves to scratch your back when you bite.
PS: If you plenty of room in the camel, I have a friend who runs a lot by car and if it continues like one of these days you are going to remove the card, so if you can, you also you bring a bicycle with two saddles, one for he and another for when entertaining way somewhere and someone has to accompany him back.
Thank you for your attention